Virgo Sock

Posted on Friday, August 14th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

How to irritate every zodiac sign?

Aries: Gaslight them by ignoring or patronizing them
Taurus: Gaslight them with your own uncomprehending stare.
Gemini: Gaslight them by pretending to know something they don't.
Cancer: Gaslight them by feeding their hypochondria.
Leo: Gaslight them by ignoring them.
Virgo: Gaslight them by rearranging their sock drawers.
Libra: Gaslight them by removing every mirror in the house.
Scorpio: Gaslight them by pretending untouched by actions.
Sagittarius: Gaslight them by insisting on total quiet.
Capricorn: Gaslight them by treating work like play and play like work.
Aquarius: Gaslight them by telling them you just saw a flying saucer that just vanished.
Pisces: Gaslight them with logic.

What do you all think?

How about these for irritating the signs?

Aries: Give them advice and make them wait
Taurus: Give them a bottle of cheap wine and cheat them in anything
Gemini: Put them in a room filled with boring people
Cancer: Crack sarcastic jokes about them or keep them away from family
Leo: Ignore them and then constantly criticize them
Virgo: Constantly show up late and complain
Libra: Be confrontational with them or provoke an unnecessary argument
Scorpio: Embarrass them and lie to them
Sagittarius: Doubt everything they say and make them explain their actions
Capricorn: Boss them around and constantly change your mind
Aquarius: Make them shop in chain stores and give them gifts that scream tackiness
Pisces: Act crude and vulgar around them and make no apology about it